First day of school

Today I began work at my new school. During the teacher introductions in the faculty room, the principal presented me as "the #1 cool guy in school". Pretty sure this is a first for me.

Some of the teachers gifted small presents to the others, one of which was a small wrapped cake. The package said this: "Gourmet Baum. Gourmet Baum provides you with rich moments of elegant leisure. Enjoy the superb taste of the cake."

Indeed.